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    you're reading the source. respect. 🫡

*/

/* TEAM */
    Builder: Ruben Luna
    Handle:  @DerotLuna
    Repo:    https://github.com/DerotLuna/vpn-kongtrol
    From:    a terminal, most likely

/* THANKS */
    Everyone running eight different VPN clients and wishing
    they didn't have to think about which one is "the work one".
    Coffee. The Go standard library. Whoever invented split-DNS.

/* SITE */
    Last update: 2026-07-15
    Language:    English (Español too — flip it top right)
    Doctype:     HTML5
    IDE:         Zed
    Tool:        Claude Code CLI
    Standards:   humanstxt.org, obviously
    Components:  React + Vite, no bundler drama
    Software:    kongtrol — one binary, eight adapters, zero leaks

/* NOW */
    $ whoami
    guest@kongtrol — you wish you were root

    $ cat /proc/uptime
    still shipping.